ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
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someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore
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what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
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YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
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